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OPINION
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Toombs Time: Why Slut-Shaming Has No Place On Halloween
s ere comes a point in your
college career where you begin
to fear questions. Family gath-
erings become sheer torture be-
cause you know, inevitably, you
will hear question aer ques-
tion from every relative... “Do
you have a boyfriend yet?” and
“Are you putting on weight?”
and the ever fateful, “So, what
are you going to do with your
life?” is is the point when I
pretend to choke on something
and then hide in the bathroom
until its time for dessert.
But, there is one question
I hate more than any other -
“What are you going to be for
Halloween?” People start asking
around the end of August, the
stupid extra aisles of pre-made
costumes pop-up at Wal-Mart,
and every year someone will try
to convince me to join in on a
group costume (to which the
answer will always remain, no I
will not be Sailor Moon).
Every year my answer is al-
ways the same; I am not dress-
ing up. Sometimes I get a lit-
tle snarky and say something
like “I’m a college senior who
doesn’t give a crap about Hal-
loween.” I just really don’t like
costumes. Every experience I
have had at a costume party has
been either humiliating or end-
ed in me realizing once again
that I truly hate Halloween. But
even with all my built up dis-
like for all things Halloween, I’ll
admit it’s kind of fun to browse
the Facebook pictures and see
who came up with something
creative.
I have come to realize through
all this Internet stalking that the
most probable reason for my
disinterest in Halloween parties
is that I don’t t in when I get
there. I guess it never occurred
to me that Luna Lovegood
stopped being a good costume
somewhere between the tur-
tleneck sweater and the home-
made Quibbler. I just never got
the memo that I had entered
the phase of life where cos-
tume parties cease to be about
the costumes and are primarily
about the party.
So, yeah, I never learned to
show enough skin to truly blend
in at the annual Halloween fes-
tivities. e allure of wearing
less than I do in the swimming
pool combined with grinding
my body against people just
gets lost on me. But I am com-
pletely okay with that, and will
continue to enjoy the holiday
solely for the massive sale on
fun sized candy two days later.
However, I don’t think it’s
alright to judge the people who
really love the whole costume
thing. I know that some of us are
more conservative and maybe
the “sexy cat” costume isn’t our
style, but I get pretty red up by
the hate-slinging surrounding
women’s Halloween costumes.
So, here’s the deal: it doesn’t
matter how small, tight, reveal-
ing, slinky, or sexy a costume
is - it’s still not a “slutty” cos-
tume. It’s a sexy costume. It’s a
revealing costume. It’s probably
a really cold costume. But, it is
not slutty. e woman in that
costume is not a “slut” because
she wanted to look good while
going out with her friends.
And here’s a revolutionary
concept: she’s still not a “slut” if
she does decide to go home with
someone that night. (Granted,
it probably isn’t going to be the
guy who calls her costume slut-
ty. ) As it turns out, women have
the same right as men to sleep
with literally whoever they
want. A person’s number of sex-
ual partners does not determine
their worth or personality - it
just means they like to have sex.
I know that saying this kind
of things goes against some
of my own values. But that’s
the key here - they are my val-
ues and I have my own right
to them. I am entitled to my
crew neck sweatshirts and fear
of short skirts, because I don’t
have to show my skin to any-
one I don’t want to. It is equally
another woman’s right to wear
those tiny shorts that show o
her hard work at the gym. She
feels good in them, she feels sexy
in them, and it’s her prerogative
to wear them. But looking great
is not an invitation, and the way
someone chooses to dress does
not make them a slut. In fact,
I’m here to argue that absolutely
nothing a woman does grants
anyone else the right to call her
a slut.
So, this Halloween I want
you to put on whatever costume
makes you feel gorgeous, have a
really great (and safe) time, and
take a well-deserved break from
the slut-shaming.
Farewell to New York Yankees Jeter
This past February, the world of
baseball received some sad news as
the most likable and possibly the
most hated gure in baseball, be-
cause of the uniform he wears, New
York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter
announced his retirement from base-
ball after a 20 year Hall of Fame
bound career.
For fans like myself who has
grown up admiring the superstar
shortstop, this is not the news I wel-
comed with open arms. I’m not go-
ing to lie; I let a few tears drip from
my face after reading the farewell
letter Jeter posted on the internet.
No young girl wants to see her
ultimate favorite athlete walk away
from the game she has played and
watched her entire life.
I have grown up trying to emulate
the actions and leadership skills of
Jeter. When I was younger and rst
started playing baseball, I kept my
hands up high in my batting stance
and rhythmically swung my hands
as I waited for the pitch to get to me.
I wanted to be a team player and
put the team’s needs before my own,
because that is what Jeter would do.
My coaches even gave me the nick-
name of ‘Jeter’ because I resembled
his style of play so much, and they
still call me that to this day.
I have worn the jersey with the
#2 on my back for as long as I can
remember and wouldn’t be able to
play the game without it.
Jeter not only exhibited how to be
a good baseball player, he showed
the world how to be a good person
and respect the game of baseball.
Never once was Jeter’s name linked
to any type of scandal.
Yes, baseball is a game, but it was
also Derek Jeter’s job for 20 years
and he treated it as so. He played
the game with grace and remained
poised under harsh New York critics.
He never took the game for grant-
ed and could always be seen playing
with a smile on his face. The world
of baseball and beyond needs to
tip their hats to this man for show-
ing optimism in a world lled with
cheaters and scandals.
Baseball in 2015 will be a little
weird to watch, because the face of
the New York Yankees and arguably
the face of baseball will no longer be
on the eld.
I want to thank you Derek Jeter
for being the best teacher I ever had
outside of school settings, and for
teaching me to love, respect, work
hard, and carry myself appropriately
on the diamond.
I tip my hat to you.
#Farewell Captain.
Derek Jeter takes one nal moment
at shortstop at Yankee Stadium.
Photo credit: nj.com
Why your favorite movie is terrible... featuring “Mean Girls”
The Movie:
Possibly the most annoy-
ingly quoted movie of all time,
with possibly the most annoy-
ing fans of all time, and starring
possibly the most annoying
actress of all time (aka “Mean
Girls”).
Yes, people, we have indeed
reached the point where I can
nally put into words the true
awfulness behind the Mean
Girls phenomenon. Everyone
remembers when this movie
came out. It was a cute little
teen comedy similar to almost
every other teen comedy in the
history of cinema.
Instead of falling to the way-
side like so many others be-
fore it, somehow it gained a
ridiculous cult following that
has singlehandedly produced
the most annoying fans in any
medium……..including Steeler
fans (gosh those people are just
awful).
Anyway, the movie follows
Cady, a white student from Af-
rica who comes to an American
white school and is befriended
by a gay and antisocial ste-
reotype. Boy, this sounds aw-
ful so far……….BUT WAIT,
THERES MORE.
Cady eventually inltrates
the local hot girl clique lead by
blonde Rachel McAdams. Its
kind of like The Departed, ex-
cept no one dies and the acting
is ten times worse. The group
also includes the chick who
provided the voice for Eliza
Thornberry (Remember Wild
Thornberries? Great show) and
that blonde girl from that awful
Nicholas Sparks movie (and
not awful in a comedic sense
like this article, but a truly aw-
ful movie that should have led
to the author being tortured for
life).
The movie continues as Cady
slowly changes her identity and
because one of the Mean Girls
(called plastics in the movie).
Laughs and annoying quotes
ensue and at the end of the day,
everyone is happy.
You can tell the creators of
this movie denitely did not go
to high school in the real world.
The Character Everyone
Loves To Hate:
Now it would be really sim-
ple to choose any of the Plas-
tics for this section, but I mean
they are like the only realistic
characters in the whole mov-
ie. We all know that most of
you reading this were just like
these girls were in high school.
Evil, manipulative, promiscu-
ous, and downright evil people.
Heck, lets be real, most of you
still are.
Let’s go with Cady as the
most annoying character in the
movie because quite simply,
she just is not a likable charac-
ter. Go ahead, give me one rea-
son why I should like her. She
befriends two outcasts and lets
them manipulate her into hating
another group of girls that have
“recruited” her.
She becomes a liar, backstab-
ber, and overall awful person.
Wait a second, I don’t think
she really became all of those
as much as she was already
all of them. It should have her
being hit by that bus, it would
have saved us from that overly
cheesy scene where she breaks
the crown and gives it to every-
one.
Why The Movie Is Awful:
Besides the annoying fans, an-
noying quotes, annoying acting,
and annoying story, the movie is
also awful because of television
stations. It’s like the people that
run these TV stations sit down
at the beginning of every week
and say “Hmmm, HEY LETS
PLAY A MEAN GIRLS MAR-
ATHON FOR THE 5TH TIME
THIS MONTH, THAT MOV-
IE IS AMAZING AND I AM
SURE MANY PEOPLE HAVE
NOT SEEN IT IN SO LONG,
OOOO THE NOSTALGIA”
Please, in the name of all that
is holy, PLEASE STOP PLAY-
ING THIS MOVIE ON TV. I
don’t want to get on Facebook
and see everyone quoting the
same scenes at the same time
for two hours. Its annoying.
Why The Movie Is Not Awful
:
Every female lead and sup-
porting character in this
movie are amazingly beauti-
ful…….especially Tina Fey….
mmmmmmm, Tina Fey.
Yes, it does have all of those
annoying features, but seriously
you have to be the worst human
being ever if you legitimately
hate Mean Girls.
What has Always Been Awful:
Here are just a few quotes that
NEED TO BE STOPPED
“Raise your hand if you have
ever been personally victimized
by Regina George”
“It’s like I have ESPN or some-
thing.”
“I don’t hate you ‘cause your
fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate
you”
“She doesn’t even go here”
And nally, the worst of the
worst……….the ultimate in
awful movie quotes, and any-
one caught saying this one is no
longer acquainted with me. You
are the worst person ever. If you
ever say “You Go Glen Coco”
I hope something bad happens
to you.
The Differences in Age: Korea and the U.S.
“Hello, what is your name? How old
are you?” It is general conversation
when Koreans meet new people.
However, when I came Thiel as an ex-
change student, I was confused that the
way to say hello to Americans. I found
that they usually ask other’s name, ma-
jor and grade. When I asked one girl’s
age, she reluctantly answered. I didn’t
know why at that time. However, after
I became close with her, she said that it
is better not to ask someone’s age at the
rst time met. This is because Ameri-
cans regard “private” as important.
Is it rude behavior asking other’s age?
I was shocked compared to Korean cul-
ture. It is so common and also necessary
behavior asking other peoples’ ages be-
cause we need to decide on a title.
In Korea, if someone is older, we call
them a sister or brother. It is a very rude
thing calling their name without an ap-
propriate title.
Also related to age, some other
differences exist between Korea and the
US.
In Korea, babies becomes one year
old when they are born. How surprising
it is! The reason of this is that Koreans
count the period of 10 months inside
the mother’s womb. Korean regards the
baby in his mother’s body as a living
thing.
So every year on the rst day of the
year, regardless of when he was born, he
grows a year older. Therefore, the baby
who born on 12/31, amazingly the next
day he becomes 2 years old.
However, in US, when the baby is born
he is a 0-year-old. And when it is his
birthday, he grows a year older.
So, during the rst time that I have
been in the U.S., I am so confused to
change my Korean age to my U.S. age.
Now, here is so easy method to solve
this problem, how to change my Korean
age to U.S. age. First, I take 1 from my
Korean age. Then, if my birthday is not
yet passed, in addition to that, take off
an additional year. Now, it is my US
age.
Like this, so many differences existed
between Korea and the U.S. Sometimes,
it is little bit awkward to adapt to another
culture far away from my own culture.
However, I’m still excited and happy to
learn the new culture in the US.
Mean Girls, which premiered in theaters in 2004, has picked up a sort of cult following in recent years.
Pictured are “plastics” Gretchen Weiners, Regina George, Cady Heron, and Karen Smith.
Photo Credit: vulture.com